From the Home and Desk of Bethany Patterson.
Dear Ladies Home Journal Readers,
While cleaning up my inbox I came across an email from a dear friend and fellow reader.
It was in response to the Post titled "Bribed."
She was concerned that the "brown noser" label might offend Dean Douglas Employees.
Considering that is the last thing I want to do,
I would like to make it clear who that was intended towards.
My Father, Aunt and Nanny answer the phone and directly my calls at the office.
They all read my world famous blog and frankly worship me.
They have made it their highest priority to succor my every need.
They are paid to be my servants and take my harassing and demanding phone calls.
They will also be appearing as personal assistants on my new reality show
"Desperate Housewives of Pinal County."
Premiere Date TBA.
Love,
Bethany Patterson
