What will I feed my demanding children for breakfast.
Will we get kicked out of the community pool that we don't belong to
but dad found a key to in the bathroom at the park.
I can just hear the ladies as I unload my shuttle full of
children, friends, cousins, neighbors, dog, grandma.
Okay, "Who Brought The Dog!"
"Where do you think Old Mother Hubbard lives?
I have never seen any of those people around here!
Do you think she is pregnant?"
Just then I felt a huge movement in my stomach.
You know, like when your baby just slid it's elbow across your uterus.
OH! "Dirty Word," I exclaimed!
Could I really be pregnant again!
{Picture courtesy of Kingston}
Then I remembered I have been Severely bloated.
Ever since I ate that mystery dog at a recent Grad party. I never get bloated.
I used to think it was funny when people would say they were "bloated."
Not anymore ladies!
Just then King jumped on my tummy and I felt a massive deflation.
I stood out of bed and admired my flat tummy in the mirror.
I think I will wear a "kini" (Kaili would say) to the pool today.
